A Critical Hit of 47 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Barbarians, Clerics, and Druids Rolling a Natural 20

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Jul 2, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

Your feet are sore from a day of journeying. Up and over the mountains you went with your party in tow as the thunderous downpour of unseasonable rain shook your supply wagon. If only the magical potions hadn't been so burdensome, you could have traveled light and quick, but no, your resident cleric Bathsheba the Relentless bid your collection irreplaceable. Alas, the daylight wanes and you're forced to make a call. Do you press on to the nearest tavern or catch a quick nap in some wilderness shelter?

With soggy leather cloaks and mud-caked boots, you stumble head-first into the nearest cave, exhausted and dreaming of bodacious women serving heavy pints. While your party relaxes and lights a listless fire, you can't help but notice a glowing pair of eyeballs in the distance, eyeing your potion wagon with a hungry gaze. As steam sizes from the bowels of the cave, you realize the error of your ways for stopping so soon, for a foul and ancient monster lain deep in the cave far before humanity ever stepped foot in the Direwood Forests. A terrifying dragon reveals his primeval face, nearly inches from your makeshift camp and your party scrambles for their weapons. Your dungeon master grins evilly and asks you to roll for priority, claiming the only way to survive this encounter is to roll over 17, so you shake your clasped hands and release the dice with bated breath, watching the world in slow motion as the dragon breathes down your neck.

The game is afoot. 

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    When the DM is very generous with magic items gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
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    SO, YOU LIKE D&D? NAME EVERY DUNGEON AND EVERY DRAGON
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    ROGUE: *MAKES RECKLESS DECISION* THE REST OF THE PARTY THE DM
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    me D&D my friends who dont really care about D&D
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    Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the death of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future
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    When you're playing D&D and your cat steps onto the battle map
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    Before long rest After long rest SUNBEL
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    When the artificer Teams up with the Pyromancer
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    Dark vision be like: Druid becoming Wizard using magic. a nocturnal animal. The ranger using heightened senses. Barbarian screaming into the night as a form of sonar.
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    Me spending 随主慈餐厅 My favorite D20 in a bag full of dice way too long to dig it out for an important skill check TRANSPLAE MORA W-LYRAAY, HES EN STARE AK BELKAMY
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    zombies and mummies are the same monster they just come from different socioeconomic backgrounds
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    Every players first Every VS. players 40th character character
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    DM *sigh*: "OK, you can have the mimic as pet if you roll a nat 20." Player: *rolls* DM: "What did you get?" Player and his pet mimic:
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    The bard, explaining why the sorcerer just burned an inn full of people It's not that he's evil. He lacks empathy and he goes into a disassociative state and commits atrocities.
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    Most D&D players have two sides My character has a tragic backstory which guides their every decision OMG cute baby monster, can we make it a pet?!
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    Players can't ruin your campaign If you don't prepare one
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    Player: I want to play a chaotic neutral aarakocra wizard who- DM: Just tell me what character you're copying. Player: Daffy Duck from the "Behold the Wizard" music video.
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    rough week of work tabletop RPG night with my friends rough week of work
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    When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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    me role-playing my first character's death 除
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    How do you defeat a Gelatinous Cube? Use teamwork! @QhorinHalfman
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    When you're lvl. 1 and have to wear any armor you can get
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    When the DM says "You can certainly try."
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    Dungeon Master What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin... The Players My Diabolical Plan by The Dungeon Master
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    When one of the players tries running a oneshot and the Forever DM gets to make a character: imoflip.com music BAND How do you do, fellow players?
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    DM: Well, that combat went a little different than I expected it to... Ranger with new companion Fighter with two points of exhaustion Cleric with no spell slots
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    Monks immediately after hitting level 10 I never throw up, I tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me
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    chainedcoffin free soup annabellioncourt you're going to be so, so cursed.
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    There is nothing special about the 30 foot by 30 foot stone room Be honest! am honest! I send my familiar into the room It screams in agony as fire jets erupt out of the ceiling Thank you
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    Me basing my character from a book DM basing the entire campaign from the same book
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    Rules Lawyer That monster's not supposed to have that ability DM @NaturallCrafts Take 1006 psychic damage
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    When the DM starts a conversation with multiple NPCs and each has a different accent 20
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    When the encounter is going badly but you remember your back up character: Soon I will have a new character. One far sadder and more stupidil.
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    When your DM starts playing battle music but you aren't in any battles
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    When chaotic players kill Innocent NPCs and the party questions them the chaotic players: I'll do it again
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    Murderhobo: Why won't you help me fight off the town guards? The rest of the party: I'm not rooting for you.
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    BIG OPEN ROOM NO ENEMIES THIS IS A BOSS ROOM
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    My rolls out of combat. My rolls during combat.
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    Wildshaped druid: "Hello?" Wildshaped druid: "Yes this is dog" The party: "We have to go into the inn now. They don't allow dogs."
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    My backstory My roleplay YOU AND AND YO My dice rolls
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    When a dwarf tries to tell their backstory When I was small- Pft was" Dwarf @TOMSCENES The rest of the party
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    When the barbarian crits against a goblin and insists on rolling damage even though minimum damage would kill it. "Stop! He's already dead."
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    The party The party Me The party r/DroMemes The dragon that only I saw with a 28 Perception check that is about to attack us The party The party
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    Wizards 3 www After all these years 1st level spell slots 2nd level spell slots 3rd level spell slots Wizards Finally, I can cast Fireball
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    The party The DM Stop giving me your toughest battles It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    When the stars align and you have four DnD sessions in 10 days.... and you get Strep Throat
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    When the GM complains about how much prep they have to do for their homebrew campaign Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
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